I read about that in a discussion group and it sparked the following:
To the tune of "Twelve days of Christmas," all together now:
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my master gave to me:
12 Spankers spanking
11 luscious ladies
10 tits a' boobing
9 nobbers nobbing
8 fannies flapping
7 cocks a' pumping
6 snoggers snogging
5 biiiiiig cocks!
4 bouncing butts
3 cock rings
2 nipple clamps
And a tall gimp in a ball gag.
